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</b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>France</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>1402&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 07:32:38</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=1153"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>           &nbsp;<a href="http://mapage.noos.fr/richard.preschel/rs.htm" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=TopicQuote&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise"><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> La France est le seul pays du monde o le Grand Rabbin est sfarade et l'Archevque est ashknaze.</font></td>        </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3440"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>andy69</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Greenland</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>629&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12674"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 09:53:09</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3440"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12674&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> Grace  qui, un ashknaze devient archevque ?<a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>fanny</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>France</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>462&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12685"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 13:57:57</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12685&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> Grce aux nazis qui ont perscut les juifs, et grce aux catholiques qui l'ont sauv en le cachant. Grce aussi  son intelligence parce qu'on ne devient certainement pas archevque quand on est idiot.</P><P>devinette isralienne de 73 : <BR>Savez-vous comment on sort un quipage de tankistes d'un char touch par un obus?<BR>---&gt; en vidant le cendrier.<a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3546"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>nekama</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Greenland</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>4043&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12697"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 15:45:42</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3546"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12697&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> Ca, fanny, c'est une histoire ANTISEMITE que tu as adapte! Vilaine fille, tu vas faire connaissance avec mon battoir  linge!</P><P>C'tait : Devinette: comment faire tenir trente juifs dans une Fiat 500?<BR>Et la rponse, affligeante, tait:<BR>Deux  l'avant, deux  l'arrire, et les 26 autres, COMME D'HABITUDE, DANS LE CENDRIER.</P><P>Je m'tonne de ton humour.<img src=smiles/verymad.gif border=0 align=middle><BR>C'est pas vraiment rigolo.<BR>C'est du ricanement le pniste.<a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>fanny</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>France</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>462&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12699"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 16:02:38</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12699&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> Ce n'est pas du tout adapt, Tourteau,<BR>c'est une vraie blague que se racontait les tankistes israliens rescaps de 73.<BR>Et je peux vous jurer qu'ils rigolaient beaucoup avec a.</P><P></P><P><a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3352"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>elisseievna</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Greenland</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>1455&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12703"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 16:26:33</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3352"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12703&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> <BR>cela ne me parait pas du tout invraissemblable que des soldats israeliens parlent ainsi de leur mort eventuelle<a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3352"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>elisseievna</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Greenland</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>1455&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12704"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 16:28:26</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3352"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12704&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> <BR>mais dites ailleurs, cette blague prend une toute autre signification, </P><P>encore une fois fanny, vous parlez n'importe comment n'importe ou sans tenir compte de la mentalit en dehors d'israel<a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>fanny</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>France</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>462&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12705"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 16:38:09</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12705&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> Autre blague qui vient du service de rhabilitation de Tel-ha-Shomer (c'est le plus grand hpital militaire isralien). Celle-l, elle est aprs 73, compltement vraie, j'y tais.<BR>Un jour, les amputs et mutils de toutes sortes ont jou au jeu de l'homme orchestre. <BR>Celui qui a perdu ses jambes s'est mis avec celui qui a perdu ses bras, pour faire un seul joueur de piano.<BR>Il y avait deux hommes avec un seul bras qui se sont associs pour faire les cymbales.<BR>Un aveugle a pris le violon avec un garon qui avait eu les mains brls.<BR>Etc.<BR>Les infirmires taient en larmes mais eux taient morts de rire.</P><P>Autre blague, mme lieu, mme poque. Un jour pour un dner, les mutils disent  ceux qui ont perdu leurs yeux qu'ils ont prpar une douceur pour le dessert. Arrive le moment du dessert, les aveugles sont pris d'ouvrir la bouche, et leurs camarades leur mettent du sel dans la bouche :-) Eclat de rire gnral...<BR>Nouvelles crises de nerfs des infirmires.</P><P>Have fun!</P><P><BR><a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>fanny</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>France</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>462&nbsp;Messages</small></font></td>         <td bgcolor="whitesmoke" colspan="2" valign="top"> 		<a name="12706"></a> 		<img src="icon_posticon.gif" border="0" hspace="3"><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Post&nbsp;-&nbsp;06/10/2002&nbsp;:&nbsp; 16:54:31</font>  		&nbsp;<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3760"><img src="icon_profile.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir le profil" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>                  &nbsp;<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="icon_homepage.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Voir la page de LANCET" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          &nbsp;<a href="post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=12706&TOPIC_ID=1689&FORUM_ID=21&CAT_ID=4&Forum_Title=Humour&Topic_Title=L%27exception+fran%E7aise&M="><img src="icon_reply_topic.gif" height=15 width=15 alt="Rpondre avec citation" border="0" align="absmiddle" hspace="6"></a>          <hr noshade size="1">                  <font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> Allez, une dernire! Rigolons!<BR>Celle-l, elle se passe aprs 82, dans un groupe de soutien psychologique pour les gens qui ont un peu de mal  dormir, certaines nuits.<BR>Eitan raconte son histoire : il est avec un copain et puis une rocket arrive sur son copain, plein dessus, boum, et Eitan reoit la viande sur lui. Alors Uzi intervient pour dire : "Tu vas te faire engueuler, Eitan, elle tait pas casher cette viande!"<BR>Eclat de rire gnral.<a href="#top"><img src="icon_go_up.gif" height=15 width=15 border="0" align="right" alt="Revenir en haut de la page"></a></font></td>       </tr>        <tr>         <td bgcolor="gainsboro" valign="top">  		<a href="pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=3546"> 	 		<font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>nekama</a>         </b></font>          <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Avanc</small></font>          <br><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0><img src=icon_star_red.gif border=0>         <br>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><small>Greenland</small></font>         <br><font color="midnightblue" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" 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