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(de Coluche) <br></font> 		</font></p><hr color='#FFA800'> 		 		<p align='left'><font size=3> 		<font class='text'><img src='/images/point.gif'>- un, poil aux mains <br>- Deux, poil aux yeux <br>- Trois, poil aux doigts <br>- Soixante-neuf, poil aux ... ? <br>... dents. <br></font> 		</font></p><hr color='#FFA800'> 		 		<p align='left'><font size=3> 		<font class='text'><img src='/images/point.gif'>Qu'est-ce qui est jaune, brid, et qui n'est pas asiatique ? <br>- Une mobylette de la poste <br></font> 		</font></p><hr color='#FFA800'> 		 		<p align='left'><font size=3> 		<font class='text'><img src='/images/point.gif'>Quelle est la diffrence entre un cendrier et une thire? <br>- Le cendrier c'est pour des cendres, la thire, c'est pour mon Th !!! <br></font> 		</font></p><hr color='#FFA800'> 		 		<p align='left'><font size=3> 		<font class='text'><img src='/images/point.gif'>Qu'est-ce qui est vert est qui a l'odeur du cochon ? <br>- Le majeur de Kermit la grenouille. <br></font> 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