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Aprs une vie heureuse avec son mari, le prince maintenant dcd, elle passe ses journes sur son perron dans une chaise berante  observer le monde avec son chat Bob sur ses genoux. <br><br>Elle est heureuse.<br><br>Par un bel aprs-midi, dans un nuage, apparait soudain sa marraine, la bonne fe. <br><br>- Cendrillon, tu as vcu une vie exemplaire. Que puis-je faire pour toi? Tiens, que dirais-tu de trois souhaits que je pourrais t'exaucer?<br><br>Cendrillon est surprise, joyeuse et rouge de confusion. Aprs y avoir rflchi, elle murmure:<br><br>- J'aimerais tre immensment riche.<br><br> l'instant mme, sa chaise berante se change en or massif. Cendrillon est abasourdie et elle s'crie: Oh! Marraine, Merci! <br><br>- J'aimerais tre belle et jeune  nouveau. <br><br>Instantanment, elle retrouve sa beaut d'antan. Cendrillon ressent en elle des sentiments qu'elle n'a pas ressenti depuis longtemps, des lans oublis, des ardeurs... <br><br>Et comme dernier souhait? <br>- Je veux que tu transformes mon chat Bob en un beau et gentil jeune homme.<br><br>Pfiou! Bob est transform en un magnifique spcimen mle d'une beaut inoue. <br><br>- Maintenant Cendrillon ! Amuses toi bien dans ta nouvelle vie. Au revoir!<br><br> Bob et Cendrillon se regardent tendrement. Cendrillon est hypnotise  la vue du plus bel homme qu'elle n'aie jamais vu. Puis Bob s'avance langoureusement vers elle, la prend dans ses bras muscls et lui murmure  l'oreille. Pourquoi tu m'as fait castrer, p'tite idiote.<br><br><font>Un envoi de Yves</font><br><hr><br><br><br><DIV ALIGN="center"><IMG SRC="/images/caricatures/Confusion01.jpg" BORDER=1 WIDTH=153 HEIGHT=249></DIV><br>  <p>  <font size=+2`color="#ff0000"><b>Vous voulez recevoir dans votre courriel une blague tous les jours? <a href="http://planete.qc.ca/mailing/index.asp">Cliquez ici!</a></b></font> <br><br> <center><a href="mailto:lcaron@planete.qc.ca">Vous avez un blague  nous proposer?<br> Envoyez-la  Luc Caron</a></center><p>  <P>  </font>    <div align=right><b><a href="http://planete.qc.ca/imprimer.asp?nochronique=  35218  " target="_blank">Imprimez ce texte</a></b></div><br>     <FONT SIZE=+2><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><B>Du jour....</B></FONT></FONT><BR>  		<table border=0 width=100% bgcolor="#000000" cellspacing="0">  		<tr>  			<td>  				<table border=0 width=100% bgcolor="#FFFFFF" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">  				<tr>  				<td><!-- --d&#233;but blague--- -->    <a href="/blague"><B>Blague &#224; part</b></a> - <a href="/anniversaire"><B>Anniversaire</B></a> - <a href="/citationdujour"><B>Citation</B></a> - <a href="/femmes"><B>Place aux femmes</b></a> - <B><a href="/paroles">Paroles d'enfants</B></a> - <B><a href="/jacquelineaubry">Horoscopes</B></a> - <B><a href="/brisson">Quiz - &#201;ph&#233;m&#233;rides</B></a> - <a href="/boutiquesplanete"><B>Boutiques Plan&#232;te</B></a> - <a href="tablessolunaires"><B>Tables solunaires</B></a>  </td></tr></table>  </td></tr></table>  <P>      <FORM METHOD="GET" ACTION="/recherche/resultats.asp">  <font size=+1 color="#ff0000"><b>Recherche dans  Blague  part!   :<b></font><BR>  <INPUT TYPE="text" NAME="motcle" SIZE=40 MAXLENGTH=40>  <INPUT NAME="transmettre" TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Soumettre">  <table width=100%>  <td width=50% align=left valign=top bgcolor="#FFFFC4">  <font size=+1 FACE="Arial, Helvetica"><B>  Blague  part!  </B><BR>  Pour me joindre :  <a href="/chroniq/messagechroniqueur.asp?email=  lcaron@planete.qc.ca  &nom=  Blague  part!  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