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valign="top">                    <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="165">                     <tr>                        <td width="168" bgcolor="#0099FF">                          <div align="center">                            <!-- table des matires-->                           <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="165" cellpadding="2">                             <tr>                                <td valign="top" bgcolor="#000000" colspan="2">                                  <div align="center"><font color="#FFFFFF"><b><font size="+1">Nos                                    bonnes blagues </font></b></font></div>                               </td>                             </tr>                             <tr>                                <td valign="middle" colspan="2">                                  <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="165" cellpadding="2"><tr><td valign="middle" align="right" width="9" height="10"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">Cat&eacute;gories</font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">Pages</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=absurdes" style="A">Absurdes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=acronymes" style="A">Acronymes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=actualite-potins" style="A">Actualite-potins</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[8]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=administration" style="A">Administration</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ampoules" style="A">Ampoules</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=animaux-divers" style="A">Animaux-divers</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[46]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=anti-femmes" style="A">Anti-femmes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[5]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=anti-hommes" style="A">Anti-hommes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[21]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=argent" style="A">Argent</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[5]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=arts" style="A">Arts</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=auto-moto" style="A">Auto-moto</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=avocats" style="A">Avocats</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=belges" style="A">Belges</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[18]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=belles-meres" style="A">Belles-meres</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=betisiers_divers" style="A">Betisiers_divers</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[10]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=blondes" style="A">Blondes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[30]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=boisson" style="A">Boisson</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[13]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=campagne" style="A">Campagne</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=carambar" style="A">Carambar</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[24]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=charades-combles" style="A">Charades-combles</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=commerce" style="A">Commerce</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=contes-de-fees" style="A">Contes-de-fees</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=contraception" style="A">Contraception</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=contrepeteries" style="A">Contrepeteries</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[12]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=corses-basques-bretons" style="A">Corses-basques-bretons</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[5]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=couples_mariage" style="A">Couples_mariage</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[21]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=courtes" style="A">Courtes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=darwinawards" style="A">Darwinawards</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=devinettes" style="A">Devinettes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[22]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=divers" style="A">Divers</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[51]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ecole" style="A">Ecole</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ecrivains" style="A">Ecrivains</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=espace-extraterrestres" style="A">Espace-extraterrestres</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[1]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ethiopiens" style="A">Ethiopiens</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=fumeurs" style="A">Fumeurs</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=gastronomie" style="A">Gastronomie</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[11]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=gays" style="A">Gays</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[8]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=humoristes" style="A">Humoristes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=hygiene" style="A">Hygiene</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderopen.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ignobles" style="A">Ignobles</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[42]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=internet-microsoft" style="A">Internet-microsoft</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[13]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=juives" style="A">Juives</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[8]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=medecine" style="A">Medecine</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[10]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=musique-musiciens" style="A">Musique-musiciens</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=naissance-enfance" style="A">Naissance-enfance</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[20]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=nationalites" style="A">Nationalites</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=non-sens" style="A">Non-sens</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=pensees-devises" style="A">Pensees-devises</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[12]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=professions" style="A">Professions</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[20]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=psychiatres-fous" style="A">Psychiatres-fous</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=quebecoises" style="A">Quebecoises</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=religion" style="A">Religion</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[11]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=restaurants" style="A">Restaurants</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=scientifiques" style="A">Scientifiques</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=sexe" style="A">Sexe</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=sport" style="A">Sport</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ta_mere" style="A">Ta_mere</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td 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        <center><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="4">Cat&eacute;gorie : <b>Ignobles</b> </font></center><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="4">Page 1 <br></font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est la Nol, h oui... Dans une famille toutefois assez aise, on assiste au dballage des cadeaux de toute la famille... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">tout le monde dballe ses cadeaux, des tonnes cadeaux pour les frres et soeurs du petit Pierre qui commence  s'interroger, jusqu' ce qu'il tombe sur une petite boite  son nom... Il se rue dessus, l'ouvre et constate... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Une banane. Tout tonn en voyant ses frres et soeurs pleins de cadeaux innombrables, il va voir ses parents un peu triste...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Dis maman, pourquoi le Papa Nol m'a apport qu'une banane ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Tu sais combien tu cotes au Papa Nol avec ton cancer...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Comment Helen Keller conduit-elle sa voiture?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Une main sur le volant et une main sur la route<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Pourquoi les thiopiens se mettent des Coton-Tige dans les oreilles pour prendre leur douche?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Pour ne pas passer dans la grille<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Pourquoi Lady Di tait-elle venue  Paris ce week-end-l ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Pour s'clater.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Deux frres jouent dans un terrain vague , ils ramassent un bout de plastique et rentrent chez eux. Montrant firement leur trouvaille  leur mre, celle-ci s'nerve et leur dit:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Lche a tout de suite, vous tes consigns dans vos chambres:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">vous avez jou avec un prservatif, c'est rpugnant. Une fois dans leur chambre, l'an dit au plus jeune:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben heureusement qu'on ne lui a pas dit qu'on avait mang toute la vanille qu'il y avait  l'intrieur.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Maman, Maman!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">J'en ai marre de voir grand-mre!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Tais-toi et aide-moi  creuser.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Qu'est-ce que c'est des lits superposs en thiopie?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Des stores vnitiens<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Qu'est-ce qui est tout noir, racorni et tout en haut d'un escalier?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Un ttraplgique dans une maison en feu.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Si on croise un pittbull avec un labrador, quel sera le rsultat ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Il va toujours t'arracher un bras, mais il va te le rapporter.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Pourquoi il y a tant de fils de haute tension au-dessus de l'thiopie?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Pour repcher ceux qui se sont envoles par un coup de vent... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Comme dans un filet !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est une petite fille qui dit:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Monsieur Dutroux, j'ai peur comme a, dans la fort la nuit - Faut pas avoir peur!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Qu'est-ce que je devrais dire moi?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Je vais rentrer tout seul tout  l'heure.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Savez-vous comment vous torcher le cul avec un ticket de bus?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">1) Prendre le ticket de bus; le plier en 4. 2) Dcouper une partie d'environ 5 mm du coin comportant la pliure; le garder prcieusement. 3) Dplier le ticket; vous devriez obtenir un ticket perce en son milieu d'un trou d'1 cm de diamtre. 4) Passer le majeur dans le ticket. 5) Se mettre le majeur dans l'anus et rcurer frntiquement. 6) Utiliser le ticket pour essuyer le doigt. Et le coin, me direz-vous?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est pour enlever la merde qui reste sous l'ongle.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Un passant est accost par une prostitue, rue Pigalle.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Aprs avoir regard la fille de bas en haut, l'homme accepte de monter avec elle l'escalier sordide d'un htel de dernire catgorie. Arriv dans la chambre, la lumire allume, il ne regrette pas de l'avoir suivie.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Pour ses yeux, surtout ses magnifiques yeux bleus.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Des yeux  faire damner un Saint!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Je vais te faire le coup de la campagne lectorale!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Propose-t-elle, en se dbarrassant de sa jupe et de son pull-over.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- C'est combien?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">demande le client.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- 150 Francs.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Mais a vaut le coup, crois-moi!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ok!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">La fille dgrafe son soutien-gorge, baisse son slip, Tandis qu'il se dshabille dans son coin:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Et qu'est ce que c'est que cette spcialit, le coup de la campagne lectorale?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">interroge-t-il en lui donnant 150 francs.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Tu vas voir!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">promet-elle. Ils se couchent, s'enlacent, se chevauchent et font un clin  4 toiles Durant un bon quart d'heure.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Lorsqu'puis, il reprend des forces en la contemplant, impudiquement tendue sur le lit, il lui revient en mmoire la proposition insolite de sa compagne et illui demande alors:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Alors, tu me le fais le coup de campagne lectorale?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">La fille lui caresse alors la poitrine et de l'autre main retire son oeil de verre et le pose sur la table de nuit en disant:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Maintenant, vas-y, bourre-moi le crne.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le prsident Mitterand accueille  l'aroport un chef d'Etat africain et son pouse.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Pour aider celle-ci  descendre, il lui dit:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Prenez ma main, chre madame!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">La Noire lui rpond:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Non merci, j'ai dj djeun!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Pourquoi les thiopiens ne sont pas intervenus pendant la guerre 39-45 ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Ils ont bien envoy des parachutistes, mais ils n'ont toujours pas atteint le sol Que fait un thiopien quand il trouve une boite de conserve de petits pois?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Il ouvre un restaurant.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Quelle est la diffrence entre le petit Grgory et Jordi ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Jordi ne s'habille pas chez Albal<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Comment est morte Cendrillon ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Mais si, cendrillon, le conte de fe... BON... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Tous le monde sait ce qui s'est pass  minuit... ENFIN?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">CENDRILLON?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">POUF le Tampax -> Une citrouille...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Quelle est la diffrence entre la levrette franaise et la levrette belge ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- La levrette franaise, c'est par devant, la levrette belge, faut soulever le cartable.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Un gars est assis au bar et noie sa peine dans la boisson. Une superbe fille vient s'asseoir  ct de lui.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Elle commande  boire et se met  pleurer.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le gars se tourne vers elle et lui demande:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Qu'est-ce qui ne va pas?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Sans le regarder elle lui rpond:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Mon mari m'a quitt aujourd'hui - Quelle concidence, rpond le gars, ma femme m'a quitt aujourd'hui aussi!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Ils continuent  boire puis le gars lui demande:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Et, pourquoi votre mari vous a-t-il quitte?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Il a dit qu'il ne pouvait plus supporter de vivre avec moi - Quelle concidence encore!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est aussi ce que m'a dit me femme Ils reboivent encore, et le gars demande:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Et qu'est-ce que votre mari ne supportait plus chez vous?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Elle lui sourit et rpond:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Eh bien, j'aime beaucoup l'amour spcial, un peu pervers quoi.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et lui n'aime pas du tout, alors il est parti!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Incrdule, le gars secoue la tte et dit:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- C'est INCROYABLE!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Moi aussi je suis un peu pervers en amour, et c'est aussi pourquoi ma femme m'a quitt!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Ils boivent encore un peu, puis, ayant partag suffisamment de confidences et de verres d'alcool, le gars propose:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Puisque nous voil seuls tous les deux et que nous avons les mmes intrts, pourquoi ne pas aller cder  nos pulsions?...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Tout  fait d'accord, rpond la fille, mon appartement est au coin de la rue. Alors les voil dans l'appartement.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">L la fille dit:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Je vais passer une tenue plus 'confortable'.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">J'en ai pour cinq minutes. Et elle va dans sa chambre pour se dshabiller.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Puis elle se passe un collier de cuir avec des clous, une petite culotte en latex, un bustier de cuir, des collants noirs  rsille, des hauts talons... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">le grand jeu quoi. Elle sort de la chambre et trouve le gars qui se dirige vers la porte, prt  sortir.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Elle lui demande, tonne:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Tu viens juste d'arriver et tu veux t'en aller?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Je croyais que tu voulais une sance de perversion?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Il la regarde, hausse les paules et dit:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ah mais a y est pour moi:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">j'ai encul le chien et chi dans ton sac  main.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">J'ai fini.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Un jeune mari en voyage de noces a quitt son pouse pour aller faire une partie de pche.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Sur le bord de la rivire, il rencontre un de ses potes.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Comment, tu n'es pas avec ta femme ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben non, tu sais combien j'aime la pche...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Tout de mme, tu aurais pu rester consommer un peu ton mariage...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben non, elle a une infection vaginale... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- D'accord, mais  ce moment l tu pouvais tout de mme l'embrasser un peu ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben non, elle a des abcs dentaires et toutes ses dents sont gtes... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Bon, mais alors pourquoi tu ne l'as pas emmene faire une promenade ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Impossible, elle a un pied bot.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Excuse-moi, mon pote, mais si elle a autant de problmes, pourquoi l'as-tu pouse ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben c'est qu'en plus elle a des vers.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"></font><br><div align="center"><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><a href="?page=1&rub=ignobles">1</a> <font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><a 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