<html> <head> <title>ASCII Art Farts: #919: SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29)</title> <meta name=description content="ASCII Art Farts: #919: SISKEL AND EBERT (Sat, 2001 Dec 29)"> <meta name=keywords content="Tran Q. Nguyen, ASCII art farts, ASCII art, parody, rude"> <meta name=generator content="web.py"> </head> <body> <center> <pre>    _   ___  ___ ___ ___     _       _     ___         _          /_\ / __|/ __|_ _|_ _|   /_\  _ _| |_  | __|_ _ _ _| |_ ___   / _ \\__ \ (__ | | | |   / _ \| '_|  _| | _/ _` | '_|  _(_-&lt;  /_/ \_\___/\___|___|___| /_/ \_\_|  \__| |_|\__,_|_|  \__/__/  </pre> </center> <table> <tr> <td valign=top nowrap> <em><a href="20030425.html">#1401: OXYGEN TANK</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fri, 2003 Apr 25</small><br></em> ...<br> <a href="20020108.html">#929: HOW SAD</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tue, 2002 Jan 8</small><br> <a href="20020107.html">#928: XENA THE WARRIOR PRINCESS</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mon, 2002 Jan 7</small><br> <a href="20020106.html">#927: GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sun, 2002 Jan 6</small><br> <a href="20020105.html">#926: GEEK CHECK</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sat, 2002 Jan 5</small><br> <a href="20020104.html">#925: TOTALLY SERIOUS</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fri, 2002 Jan 4</small><br> <a href="20020103.html">#924: FOR GOD'S SAKE</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thu, 2002 Jan 3</small><br> <a href="20020102.html">#923: THIS BONG</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wed, 2002 Jan 2</small><br> <a href="20020101.html">#922: INTERNALIZE</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tue, 2002 Jan 1</small><br> <a href="20011231.html">#921: DUDE</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mon, 2001 Dec 31</small><br> <a href="20011230.html">#920: DIVE DIVE DIVE</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sun, 2001 Dec 30</small><br> <strong>#919: SISKEL AND EBERT</strong><br> <strong><small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sat, 2001 Dec 29<br></small></strong> <a href="20011228.html">#918: EATING DISORDER</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fri, 2001 Dec 28</small><br> <a href="20011227.html">#917: HOW DOES A CAT</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thu, 2001 Dec 27</small><br> <a href="20011226.html">#916: WATCH OUT</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wed, 2001 Dec 26</small><br> <a href="20011225.html">#915: HELP ME</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tue, 2001 Dec 25</small><br> <a href="20011224.html">#914: CLEARLY</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mon, 2001 Dec 24</small><br> <a href="20011223.html">#913: WHAT CAN I SAY</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sun, 2001 Dec 23</small><br> <a href="20011222.html">#912: ANSWERING ALL STOP</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sat, 2001 Dec 22</small><br> <a href="20011221.html">#911: GUITAR</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fri, 2001 Dec 21</small><br> <a href="20011220.html">#910: ELEPHANT</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thu, 2001 Dec 20</small><br> <a href="20011219.html">#909: PEACE</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wed, 2001 Dec 19</small><br> ...<br> <em><a href="19990625.html">#1: SURF'S UP</a><br> <small>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fri, 1999 Jun 25</small></em><br> </td> <td valign=top width="100%"> <center> <h1>#919: SISKEL AND EBERT</h1> <h3>Sat, 2001 Dec 29</h3> <p> <strong><a href="20011230.html">#920: DIVE DIVE DIVE</a> &gt;&gt;&gt;</strong> <p> <table cellpadding=10><tr><td bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#ffffff"><pre>        xxxxxxx                 mmmmmmmmmmmm           xxx   xxx               mmm        mmm     xxxxxxx     xxxxxxx         mm            mm    xx   xxx   xxx   xx         mm            mm   xx     xxxxxxx     xx       mm              mm   xx   xxxxxxxxx   xx        mm              mm    xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx         mm              mm          xxxxx               mm              mm          xxxxx              UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU         xxxxx              UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU         xxxxx              UUUUUUUUU   UUUUUUUU         xxxxx              UUUUUUUU     UUUUUUU         xxxxx              UUUUUUUUU   UUUUUUUU         xxxxx               UUUUUUUI   IUUUUUU          xxxxx               UUUUUUUI   IUUUUUU       xxxxxxxx                UUUUUUUuuuUUUUUU        xxxxxxxx                 UUUUUUUUUUUUUU            xxxxx                                        xxxxxxxx                                        xxxxxxxx pm                                        xxxxx                                                                                     SISKEL AND EBERT WOULD CALL THIS ATTEMPT        FEEBLE AND INDICATIVE OF SERIOUS SHORTCOMINGS   IN ARTISTIC INTEGRITY                                                                           WELL THAT FAT ONE WOULD ANYWAY THE SKINNY ONE   FINALLY SUCCUMBED TO AIDS                                                                       COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK THE FAT ONE HAS     AIDS TOO HE JUST EATS MORE                    </pre></font></td></tr></table> <p> <strong>&lt;&lt;&lt; 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