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de type masculin. En ces temps de parit&eacute; homme/femme, la question      est primordiale. Il posa la question &agrave; deux groupes d'experts, l'un      constitu&eacute; de femmes, l'autre d'hommes. Chaque groupe devait trouver      4 raisons pour justifier le genre f&eacute;minin ou masculin d'un ordinateur.</p>   <p>Le groupe de femmes conclut que l'ordinateur &eacute;tait du genre masculin      pour les raisons suivantes :</p>   <ul>     <li>Pour capter son attention, il faut l'allumer,</li>     <li>Il a plein d'informations mais aucune imagination,</li>     <li>Il est suppos&eacute; vous aider, mais la moiti&eacute; du temps il est        LE probl&egrave;me,</li>     <li>D&egrave;s que vous vous engagez avec un, vous r&eacute;alisez que, si        vous aviez attendu un peu plus longtemps, vous auriez eu un mod&egrave;le        plus performant.</li>   </ul>   <p>Le groupe d'homme arriva &agrave; la conclusion que l'ordinateur &eacute;tait      du genre f&eacute;minin pour les raisons suivantes :</p>   <ul>     <li>Personne, sauf son cr&eacute;ateur, ne comprend sa logique interne,</li>     <li>Le langage natif qu'il utilise pour dialoguer avec un autre ordinateur        est incompr&eacute;hensible de tous,</li>     <li>La moindre erreur insignifiante est stock&eacute;e en m&eacute;moire pour        &ecirc;tre ressortie au moment le plus inopportun,</li>     <li>D&egrave;s que vous vous engagez avec une, vous d&eacute;couvrez que vous        devez d&eacute;penser la moiti&eacute; 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