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valign="top">                    <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="165">                     <tr>                        <td width="168" bgcolor="#0099FF">                          <div align="center">                            <!-- table des matires-->                           <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="165" cellpadding="2">                             <tr>                                <td valign="top" bgcolor="#000000" colspan="2">                                  <div align="center"><font color="#FFFFFF"><b><font size="+1">Nos                                    bonnes blagues </font></b></font></div>                               </td>                             </tr>                             <tr>                                <td valign="middle" colspan="2">                                  <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="165" cellpadding="2"><tr><td valign="middle" align="right" width="9" height="10"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">Cat&eacute;gories</font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">Pages</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=absurdes" style="A">Absurdes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=acronymes" style="A">Acronymes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=actualite-potins" style="A">Actualite-potins</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[8]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=administration" style="A">Administration</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ampoules" style="A">Ampoules</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=animaux-divers" style="A">Animaux-divers</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[46]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=anti-femmes" style="A">Anti-femmes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[5]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=anti-hommes" style="A">Anti-hommes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[21]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=argent" style="A">Argent</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[5]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=arts" style="A">Arts</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=auto-moto" style="A">Auto-moto</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=avocats" style="A">Avocats</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=belges" style="A">Belges</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[18]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=belles-meres" style="A">Belles-meres</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=betisiers_divers" style="A">Betisiers_divers</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[10]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=blondes" style="A">Blondes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[30]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=boisson" style="A">Boisson</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[13]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=campagne" style="A">Campagne</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=carambar" style="A">Carambar</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[24]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=charades-combles" style="A">Charades-combles</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=commerce" style="A">Commerce</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=contes-de-fees" style="A">Contes-de-fees</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=contraception" style="A">Contraception</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=contrepeteries" style="A">Contrepeteries</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[12]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=corses-basques-bretons" style="A">Corses-basques-bretons</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[5]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=couples_mariage" style="A">Couples_mariage</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[21]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=courtes" style="A">Courtes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=darwinawards" style="A">Darwinawards</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=devinettes" style="A">Devinettes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[22]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=divers" style="A">Divers</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[51]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ecole" style="A">Ecole</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ecrivains" style="A">Ecrivains</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=espace-extraterrestres" style="A">Espace-extraterrestres</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[1]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ethiopiens" style="A">Ethiopiens</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=fumeurs" style="A">Fumeurs</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=gastronomie" style="A">Gastronomie</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[11]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=gays" style="A">Gays</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[8]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=humoristes" style="A">Humoristes</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=hygiene" style="A">Hygiene</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderopen.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ignobles" style="A">Ignobles</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[42]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=internet-microsoft" style="A">Internet-microsoft</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[13]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=juives" style="A">Juives</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[8]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=medecine" style="A">Medecine</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[10]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=musique-musiciens" style="A">Musique-musiciens</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=naissance-enfance" style="A">Naissance-enfance</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[20]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=nationalites" style="A">Nationalites</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[2]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=non-sens" style="A">Non-sens</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=pensees-devises" style="A">Pensees-devises</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[12]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=professions" style="A">Professions</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[20]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=psychiatres-fous" style="A">Psychiatres-fous</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[9]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=quebecoises" style="A">Quebecoises</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=religion" style="A">Religion</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[11]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=restaurants" style="A">Restaurants</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=scientifiques" style="A">Scientifiques</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[4]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=sexe" style="A">Sexe</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[6]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=sport" style="A">Sport</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle" align="right"><img border="0" src="images/folderclosed.gif" width="16" height="16"></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2"><a href="?page=1&rub=ta_mere" style="A">Ta_mere</a></font></b></td><td valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana" size="-2">[3]</font></b></td></tr><tr><td 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<td>                    <center><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="4">Cat&eacute;gorie : <b>Ignobles</b> </font></center><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="4">Page 39 <br></font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Blagues gore<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le coup de la campagne lectorale<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Un passant est accost par une prostitue, rue Pigalle. Aprs avoir regard la fille de bas en haut, l'homme accepte de monter avec elle l'escalier sordide d'un htel de dernire catgorie.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Arriv dans la chambre, la lumire allume, il ne regrette pas de l'avoir suivie. Pour ses yeux, surtout ses magnifiques yeux bleus. Des yeux  faire damner un Saint !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Je vais te faire le coup de la campagne lectorale !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Propose-t-elle, en se dbarrassant de sa jupe et de son pull-over.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- C'est combien ? demande le client.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- 150 Francs. Mais a vaut le coup, crois-moi !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- OK !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">La fille dgrafe son soutien-gorge, baisse son slip,  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Tandis qu'il se dshabille dans son coin:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Et qu'est ce que c'est que cette spcialit, le coup de la campagne lectorale ? interroge-t-il en lui donnant 150 francs.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Tu vas voir ! promet-elle.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Ils se couchent, s'enlacent, se chevauchent et font un clin  4 toiles  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Durant un bon quart d'heure. Lorsque puis, il reprend des forces en la contemplant, impudiquement tendue sur le lit, il lui revient en mmoire la proposition insolite de sa compagne et il lui demande alors:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Alors, tu me le fais le coup de campagne lectorale ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">La fille lui caresse alors la poitrine et de l'autre main retire son il de verre et le pose sur la table de nuit en disant:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Maintenant, vas-y, bourre-moi le crne.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	Un Monsieur distingu "monte" avec une dame de petite vertu quelque part du ct de la rue St Denis (Paris, France).<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Aprs les prliminaires qui consistent en la toilette intime du Monsieur, la dame se dshabille et l,  surprise, le pubis de la dame est se rvle lisse, zro poil... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Du, le Monsieur demande: "Mais vous n'avez pas de poils, l?", en pointant le pubis du doigt  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et elle de rpondre: "Tu as dj vu de l'herbe sur une autoroute?" 	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Superman en fauteuil roulant<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Qui est ce qui volait et qui roule maintenant  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- superman !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Quelle est la diffrence entre Super Tomate et Superman... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Y'en a au moins un des deux qu'est un lgume... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">La pense du jour :<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Maintenant que Superman est un lgume, il va faire de l'ombre au Concombre Masqu.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est encore une blague visuelle... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Qu'est-ce que c'est que a ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">(Sortez la langue de la bouche, tendez la vers la gauche, puis tendez-la vers la droite, rptez trois fois de suite, puis pour finir, tendez la langue de bas en haut)  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- C'est Christopher Reeves qui danse la Macarena.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est toujours une blague visuelle... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Qu'est-ce que c'est que a (essayez de mordre votre paule gauche, puis votre paule droite, en donnant  chaque fois un grand coup de tte)... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- C'est Superman qui enfile sa cape.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">J'aime la pche<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Un jeune mari en voyage de noces a quitt son pouse pour aller faire une partie de pche. Sur le bord de la rivire, il rencontre un de ses potes.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Comment, tu n'es pas avec ta femme ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben non, tu sais combien j'aime la pche... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Tout de mme, tu aurais pu rester consommer un peu ton mariage... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben non, elle a une infection vaginale... Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- D'accord, mais  ce moment l tu pouvais tout de mme l'embrasser un peu ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben non, elle a des abcs dentaires et toutes ses dents sont gtes... Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Bon, mais alors pourquoi tu ne l'as pas emmene faire une promenade ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Impossible, elle a un pied bot. Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Excuse-moi, mon pote, mais si elle a autant de problmes, pourquoi l'as-tu pouse ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben c'est qu'en plus elle a des vers. Et tu sais combien j'aime la pche... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	Qu'est-ce qu'il y a de plus dangereux qu'un pittbull malade du sida ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Le gars qui lui a refil 	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Quand a-t-on imagin le char  voile ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Un courant d'air lors d'un tlthon.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Quels sont les risques pour un pittbull qui bouffe un bb diabtique ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Attraper des caries.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	Combien d'aspirines prend quotidiennement un hydrocphale ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- a dpend du coefficient de mare du jour.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	Pour une femme, qu'est-ce qui est pire que de se faire violer par Jack l'ventreur ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Se faire mettre un doigt par le Capitaine Crochet.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Bhe<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est un type qui revient au pays aprs beaucoup d'annes et qui tient  revoir le coin ou il gardait les brebis quand il tait jeune. Il demande donc  un gars du cru de l'y mener.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et l'autre en chemin lui demande:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Mais pourquoi, mon gars, qu'tu veux r'tourner l-bas ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le type: - Vous comprenez, j'ai plein de souvenirs dans ce coin ; par exemple, c'est l que j'ai fait l'amour pour la premire fois, sous un arbre. D'ailleurs, je me souviens que nous avions t surpris par sa mre... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">L'autre:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Cr vin diou, et que qu'elle a dit, la mre ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le type:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Elle a dit "Bhe !"<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	Comment savoir si votre sperme est assez concentr ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Demandez  votre petite amie si elle est force de mcher avant d'avaler...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Carambolage<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Paf! a n'a pas loup! 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(Beeeuaa aussi!)  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Les flics arrivent, et tout a coup, un p'tit vieux tout vtu de noir approche, les yeux injects tout rouges, avec un morceau sucre (taille 3/4) dans la main, et demande timidement  un policier:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Dites, eeuuuhh... est-ce que je peux prendre un canard ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	Un homme et une femme sont en train de faire l'amour, une fois qu'ils eurent fini la femme dit au mec:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Je t'ai bien bais! j'ai le sida !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et le type de rpondre:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- C'est moi qui t'ai baise, je suis lepreux et elle est reste dedans!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Taxi<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">-Taxi ! Taxi!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ah ! , Taxi, avez-vous de la place pour un casier de bire et une pizza ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Bien sr  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">BEUUUUUUUUUAAAAARHKKKKKKKHHHHH !!!!!!!<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Histoire de caoutchouc<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Quel est le point commun entre une zaroise et le saut  l'lastique ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Dans les deux cas, le caoutchouc pte, t'es mort.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	Qu'est-ce qui frappe des pieds avant de mourir ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Les supporters de Bastia.<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Attention elle est hyper dgeu...<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Alors... c'est l'histoire de deux clodos (pas des SDF's comme il y en a malheureusement de plus en plus, non deux vrais clodos des annes 70) . Bref, donc deux clodos sont sur le bord de la Seine et il y a un macchabe qui flotte prt d'eux . N'ayant rien de mieux  faire, ils prennent une barque et vont le repcher .<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Quand ils le dposent sur la berge, le ventre du macchabe explose exposante un magma de spaghettis, de sang, de boyaux . Vu qu'ils n'ont rien mang depuis 6 jours (il n'y avait alors pas encore les Resto du Coeur) ils dcident de bouffer les tripes du macchabe . Le premier difficilement je mets  table, mais la faim tant grande il mange tout de mme .<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le deuxime clodo ne prenant pas part au repas, son copain lui dit:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Alors tu ne manges pas ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Et de rpondre:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Non j'attends que tu dgueules pour manger chaud .... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est quoi ce sein<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">C'est un gars qui rentre chez lui en voiture aprs le boulot. Sur le chemin, il lui prend l'envie d'embarquer une prostitue. Ils s'arrtent dans un endroit calme, et le gars commence  lui peloter les seins pour se mettre en apptit... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le gars est super tonn quand il se rend compte d'un truc pas banal : Du sein gauche sort du lait tout  fait normal, alors que du sein droit sort du lait chocolat !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le lendemain, le gars raconte son histoire  ses copains de travail. Naturellement, personne ne veut le croire. Mais notre gars ne se dmonte pas et parie 1000 francs qu'il a dit vrai avec ses collgues. Tous les autres parient contre lui, et il est convenu que l'un d'eux ira louer les services de la prostitue le soir mme pour vrifier... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Donc, le gars charg de vrifier le pari embarque la prostitue. Il se gare dans un coin tranquille lui aussi, et se met tout de suite  la tche en suant d'abord le tton gauche, avec lequel il obtient du lait normal, puis le tton droit... duquel sort du lait chocolat !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Le gars s'crie:<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- C'est incroyable !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Quoi donc chri ?<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ben, de ton tton gauche sort du lait normal, alors que du droit sort du lait chocolat !<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Ah a... (dit-elle en mchant son chewing gum). Certains appellent a du lait chocolat et d'autres le cancer du sein... <br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">  </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"><br><div align="center"><img border="0" src="images/ligne.gif" width="200" height="10"></div><br><br><br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">	 </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">Je me suis mis  pleurer<br> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1"> </font><font color="navy" face="Verdana" size="-1">- Vous n'avez rien ressenti, lorsque vous avez coup votre femme en morceaux avant de la mettre  cuire ? 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